我要變鼬太知操弄火焰
Ngoh yiu bin yau taai ji cho lung foh yim
嚴寒時期讓你可以取暖
Yim hon si kei yeung nei hoh yi chui muen
如前⾏全是怪蟲由我化⾝
Yue chin han chuen si gwaai cung yau ngoh fa san
哥斯拉給踩扁
Goh si laai kap chaai bin
世界太過沉悶⽽無法改變
Sai gaai taai gwoh cham moon yi mo faat goi bin
為你去變做技安落⼒去表演
Wai hei hui bin jo gei on lok lik hui biu yinv
哪怕你誤上荒島急需湯漢斯
Na pa nei ng seung fong do gap sui tong hon si
我盡⼒客串
Ngoh jun lik haak chuen
⽤盡辦法去變⾝想擠出七⼗⼆類⼈
Yong jun baan faat hui bin san seung jai chut chat sap yi lui yan
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Loi wai nei dung ban sai jau gaai yi chin jung kwan
無論做打⼿ 跑腿都永遠配合
Mo lun jo da sau paau tui do wing yuen pooi hap
⼤量⾓⾊業餘地寄⽣
Daai leung gok sik yip yue dei gei saang
逐個變⾝想假裝輕鬆⼗項萬能
Juk goh bin san seung ga jong hing sung hong maan nang
胡亂試試處理每個難題核⼼
Woo luen si si chue lei mooi goh naan tai hat sam
唯求在不可猜測的這個世道
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讓你稍安⼼
Yeung nei saau on sam
好比三尖七⾓和圓形相加
Ho bei saam jim chat gok woh yuen ying seung ga
就算性格上不匹配可修改它
Jau suen sing gaak seung bat pat pooi hoh sau goi ta
美冴答應下嫁成全我變有擔當的廣志
Mei nga daap ying ha ga sing chuen ngoh bin yau daam dong dik gwong ji
撐起這家
Chaang hei je ga
⼀天比⼀天更加奇怪天氣
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為你去努⼒變格古洛練壯⼿瓜
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要信我或有天懂出龜波氣功
Yiu sun ngoh waak yau tin dung chut gwai boh hei gung
與現實對打
Yue yin sat dui da
⽤盡辦法去變⾝想擠出七⼗⼆類⼈
Yong jun baan faat hui bin san seung jai chut chat sap yi lui yan
來為你東奔⻄走解⼀千種困
Loi wai nei dung ban sai jau gaai yi chin jung kwan
無論做打⼿ 跑腿都永遠配合
Mo lun jo da saau paau tui do wing yuen pooi hap
⼤量⾓⾊業餘地寄⽣
Daai leung gok sik yip yue dei gei saang
逐個變⾝想假裝輕鬆⼗項萬能
Juk goh bin san seung ga jong hing /sung hong maan nang
胡亂試試處理每個難題核⼼
Woo luen si si chue lei mooi goh naan tai hat sam
⼈物設定帥氣但⾒諒我現實裏⼿會震
Yan mat chit ding sui hei daan gin leung ngoh yin sat lui saau wooi jan
盡善盡美我⾄少想擠出七⼗⼆類⼈
Jun sin jun mei ngoh ji siu seung jai chut chat sap yi lui yan
來負責開⾞ 捉蚊 執枱跟搬櫈
Loi foo jaak hoi che juk man jap toi gan boon dang
無論做沙包 攬枕都痛快上陣
Mo lun jo sa baau laam jam do tung faai seung jan
熟讀秘笈聚神練結⼿印
Suk duk bei kap jui san lin git saau yan
讓我變⼩軍踩單⾞⼀直慢慢⾏
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途上那⾸經典歌我從頭再哼
To seung na sau ging din ngoh chung tu joi hang
微風撲⾯載你蕩到舊宇宙沒有需要再
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